Shake!

I learnt how to shake today. No, not that shake. And certainly not that one. Don't even dare think of THAT one. Shaking is extremely difficult. How the hell do you lip slur up and down as fast as your stubby little fingers doing a trill? It's horribly insane. Then, there's the cheap method. Just do the trill. It sounds awfully fake though. I have to train my sloppy chops to shake. I swear that Tokyo Kosei trumpeters are some pagan trumpet gods. Chops that are faster than lightning and louder than thunder. Argh, no time to add on. Homework's calling me. I...need...to...go...

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